I swung by Mute Troubador and found that Rev. Doug had taken a quiz in which he found he was most like Seattle: "Your dark exterior masks a caffeine driven activism. You'll take up a cause and you'll get ugly to advance it." The occasional WTO riot aside, that really doesn't sound much like the place I live in. So I checked it out for myself and found:

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Cleveland
You are blue collar and Rock n Roll. You Work hard and party harder.

Cleveland? Oh, well, since the quiz doesn't include Chicago, I guess it'll do. I'll leave it to the Cleveland residents to determine if that's an accurate assessment of their city.