The other day when i was driving into work, I heard a radio ad for Loma Linda University's Proton cancer treatment. I wouldn't have noted it except that usually when I hear the word "proton" in a radio ad, it's for a product that promises to "keep you and your partner rocking all night long." (I don't know about you, but I think Noodles would get cranky if I tried to keep her up all night long...) Of course, I then had to wonder if the two were related. Does heightened libido cure cancer? Or does it just give one an incentive to endure chemo? Anyway, it just goes to show that I should either stick to NPR or switch channels when the commercials come on.